A Foundation MTF exploring a temporal anomaly would also work, though I think less people would understand.

I’m a grown ass man who secures his devices and still use private tabs for porn and don’t keep anything in storage.

🎶There was sling shot, chain shot, grape shot too Swords and bayonets thrusting through🎶

Reminds me of the Scott Manley video where in Kerbal space program he explored the idea of a stranded spacecraft where the astronaut joking asks if it’d help if he got out and pushed.

I would absolutely love that pattern on a Hawaiian shirt.

I mean, I am an awkward pervert but I don’t have a holodeck and I can generally imagine more interesting and attractive characters than my coworkers.