Being a lurker on Risa is like being a lower decks crew member of a major ship … you just go about your day like normal and most of the time it’s pretty dull and normal. Then every once in a while the entire crew gets all excited because we’re getting drawn into some disastrous event that the main crew all know about but those of us at the bottom are just watching the fireworks and things blowing up and the ship moving around all over the freaking place … then by the time we understand what just happened and we start talking about it … it’s all over and we’re back to flying quietly again.
This is a hilarious mental picture.
Ensign Daft Punk of the USS Shenzhou needs some love.
…with mint frosting!
Mmmmm - cellular peptide cake. My favorite.
Just ask the Lieutenant of the Hallway
I vote Linus memes.
It’s going to be weird and unexpected stuff coming out of replicators.
Or out of transporters, like the time I beamed a box of Leola root on board but due to a solar flare they materialised as sentient organisms. Several of the crew had to be given mental health leave afterwards.
All hail Dr. Geiger’s Cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber
When is it going to be Kyle’s time to shine?
We should really give him his 15 minutes.
I watched an episode with him in it last night, and I honestly wondered if he even had a name, because Kirk kept calling him “helmsman”
Yep. Kyle at the helm, Kyle in engineering, Kyle in security. Kyle could do it all.
