• WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Hits the chair? Dude wipes the top with his sack every time. Notice how no one else ever sits anywhere he’s been.

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        After marking his territory those beta males instinctively avoid sitting on a chair filled with his signature Alpha musk.

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          The fun part is watching to see who sits in it next, and how fast they jumped to get there.

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              I’m pretty sure there’s a crew member that swings the chair around and plants thier face right in the danger zone. I can’t remember who does it though.
              Might be some meme potential there for you