Captain our 6,785,000 octillion data storage units are completely filled with pornography and none of the crew want to delete any of their files. The main computer is showing signs of shutting down due to the lack of storage.
Geordi: Ensign Barkley used a recursive algorithm to generate holoporn again, we have to purge primary and secondary systems
Riker: can that wait until Tuesday?
Riker:
can that wait until Tuesday?If anyone needs me I’ll be on Holoseck 4.Edit: The typo stays.
I would love to watch an episode dealing with in board porn storage and how it is crippling the functioning of the ship.
USS Enterprise goes adrift in deep space because their computer shuts down due to lack of data storage. Captain Picard and his crew have to figure out how to restart their engines to save themselves … and save their porn.
Star Trek adjacent, but the Orville had an episode like that I think.
I can see Riker doing his step-over-the-chair-to-sit move as he says this, with that shit-eating grin.
TFW when 90% of it belongs to Geordi and Reg.
They use quads for data storage in Trek. So gigaquads teraquads petaquads.
How are all these weird Star Trek memes so fire?
Because power was transferred from the fire suppression systems to phased meme cannons.
Hot Andorian milfs in my sector?
Though in a universe with shape shifters, creatures that implant themselves in brains and not to mention telepathy I don’t blame them for being suspicious and investigating any sign of irregular behavior.
Does it… have antenna?
Cuz, well you know.I feel like the holodeck probably has a “private browsing” mode. It would be like the first thing they implemented.
