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    1 year ago

    This makes total sense to me. The program lines are the really important stuff, and baseball stats and vestigial organs are like REM in BASIC.

    10 Don’t forget to breathe

    20 My name is Pico Paco, e/Lambda

    30 Never more than 2 martinis unless I’m at home

    REM What my appendix does is …

    40 Heartbeat = ml/beat x VO2 exerted or whatever

    REM Rod Carew batted .388 in 1977

    50 Use right hand first if possible