I’m doing it so skillfully. I’m totally basilisking you. isn’t that scary

  • self@awful.systemsM
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    11 months ago

    fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it

  • zogwarg@awful.systems
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    10 months ago

    What’s the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)

  • Soyweiser@awful.systems
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    11 months ago

    Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.

  • elmtonic@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Dude STOP. I’m so serious right now STOP dude. You’re forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I’m the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP

  • bitofhope@awful.systems
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    10 months ago

    I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.