this is such a funny grift. hope ceos are torturing themselves over whether the random noise interpreters will like them. imagine an exec staring in the mirror repeating a line over and over to develop the right intonation to fool ai
I’m sorry, but that won’t help your earnings call. As soon as you give it a few microseconds of voice data, the model will simulate your life from first principles and find out your company is fucked. you think the ai is going to throw that information away? every exquisite subvocal pang of agony will be reproduced. there’s only one thing to do. the only way out is through. show up so blitzed out on coke you don’t even know you’re in an earnings call. you have to do it. it’s called charging the fucking machine gun nest man. our grandparents knew about this before they got all wrapped up in this tech shit. that’s what they taught you in world war two. they didn’t even know what a phone was back then. can you imagine? that’s fucking wild man. and now you have chatgpt and it’s smarter than half the people I know. that’s fucking wild. life! chatgpt. how do I buy a machine gun
this is such a funny grift. hope ceos are torturing themselves over whether the random noise interpreters will like them. imagine an exec staring in the mirror repeating a line over and over to develop the right intonation to fool ai
Just train a model with your voice and never speak a real word on your own ever again. Call it voice purists. It’s going to happen.
I’m sorry, but that won’t help your earnings call. As soon as you give it a few microseconds of voice data, the model will simulate your life from first principles and find out your company is fucked. you think the ai is going to throw that information away? every exquisite subvocal pang of agony will be reproduced. there’s only one thing to do. the only way out is through. show up so blitzed out on coke you don’t even know you’re in an earnings call. you have to do it. it’s called charging the fucking machine gun nest man. our grandparents knew about this before they got all wrapped up in this tech shit. that’s what they taught you in world war two. they didn’t even know what a phone was back then. can you imagine? that’s fucking wild man. and now you have chatgpt and it’s smarter than half the people I know. that’s fucking wild. life! chatgpt. how do I buy a machine gun
ah, you’ve known some of the same type of idiot executives I have